Sunday, January 01, 2006

Bonanza! Pam Strikes Gold! [6th installment]

continued from Dec. 29th post................


They've put their house on the market! They're moving! WE MAY have caught them at something, but what? "I Don't know, but they're fleeing." Good for the Burlyboys, but what does this mean for Sally?
Telling Cecil to watch out because we are looking, seems to have really scared him. "He's such a wus you know." The boys held a lot of resentment for the Blatzs. They had figured out, the hard way, that the Blatzs were not nice people. it was now obvious the two households did not care for each other. Sally loved the attention! as it had been sooooooooo long for her to get any. "Could you imagine what Maggie is screaming at Cecil?" one burly says to the other. "I know, I know, he-he. Could you imagine what Cecil is screaming at Maggie?" "Yes, something like:" "If it wasn't for you being such a bitch they never would have suspected anything. You have to control yourself; you are very rude to people, and you're very mean to Sally, and you talk nasty about her in front of people; if you could be nice; everything would be fine; it would all be ours; you're going to blow-it for us! MAGGIE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE?" "STAY OUT OF THE WAY AND LET ME HANDLE THIS!"

One day, after a veterinary visit for the best boy, dog, Duke to Pam's office, one of the Burlys said to the other Burly, "Pam and I were talking about this Sally, Cecil, and Maggie thing," Pam, it so happens, knew Cecil and Maggie because she is the Blatzs' veterinarian also. The Blatzs had recommended Pam, "the best veterinarian in town," to the boys when Cecil and Maggie were trying to befriend the Burlyboys. Pam said, as a cautionary measure, "Look at Sally's stock." The Burlyboy asked Pam "what do you mean?" she said again, "Look to see if Sally has stock. That's always a good place to start." That's an idea," "I wonder? I don't know? Maybe she does?" The Burlyboy runs home and asks the other, "Do you know if Sally has stock?" "I'm not sure, let's ask her." Turns out that Sally does own stock. Mega stock in the Mega Phone Company, all of Sally's years that she had worked for the phone company, Sally was buying stock in an employee stock buying program. Money was deducted from her paycheck automatically each week to purchase stock in the Phone Company, like clockwork. She enrolled in this program so long ago that she didn't really think about it, and was not really relaying on it, but Cecil did! Bonanza! His gold mine, now that Sally had nobody but him, it was all his. "I can now cover all of Maggies' whims and some!." Cecil must have been swimming in Pure Greedy Joy!

.....................to be continued

4 Comments:

Blogger Coco said...

omg, the drama unfolds even more!
are cecil and maggie now incarcerated?
all of this sounds like a soap opera- but it's not, it's real life!

i anxiously await for the next part of the story.

blessings.

8:59 PM  
Blogger Rocko said...

Coco, it just worse, but I am taking a little break. I do have to catch up on some things.

11:45 AM  
Blogger Rocko said...

oops, I left out the word "gets"

11:46 AM  
Blogger Jack said...

Stayed tuned - Same Burlyboy Channel - Same Burlyboy Time

3:08 PM  

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